# I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue on less successful fundraising charities

- Link: https://fundraising.co.uk/2013/07/22/im-sorry-i-havent-clue-less-successful-fundraising-charities/
- Published: 2013-07-22T10:23:41+01:00
- Author: Howard Lake

This week's episode of BBC Radio 4's comedy programme 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'
included a round in which the panellists were invited to suggest "some obscure charities
that hvae been less successful fundraisers".

The combined wit of Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Miles Jupp
produced the following:

 *  Brown Nose Day
     
 *  The National Truss – "needs your support", added Cryer.
     
 *  Kelp for Heroes
     
 *  The Findus Donkey Sanctuary
     
 *  Children in Tweed
     
 *  Shave the Children
     
 *  Colonic Relief
     
 *  The Wake a Fish Foundation
     
 *  The Salivation Army
     
 *  Guide Dogs for the Blonde

So, that's what some of the finest UK comedians produced. **Can you do better?**
Suggestions below please.

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Meanwhile, you can listen to this episode of[ I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue](http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b036twt9)
for another seven days.

_Photo: [Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer](http://www.flickr.com/photos/oiyou/150698480)
by oiyou on Flickr.com_